Ok, the prize for the dumbest thief definitely has to go to Adam Ramsay of Australia who was arrested this week for stealing a car belonging to poker pro, Van Marcus. Ramsay actually started off with a promising future for the title as Criminal of the Year. He casually walked up to the valet at the Crown Casino in Melbourne and pointed to 'his' car. The valet (incredibly, dumber than Ramsay), believed him and handed over the keys. Ok, this is where Ramsay starts to fail. Firstly, he stole the car of a very high profile poker player who would definitely squeal the minute he saw the back of his beloved car. Read the rest of this entry »